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Or a Pringles commercial (no, not Pringles, that's too Toby Keith, more like some air-popped cheese snackfood that is actually made by Pringles but has a product name with no reference to Pringles, whose logo is also completely hidden on the label, something like SNAX 2.0 [which would have been perfect if it was still 2002]).
Or the trailer for the new
Or the commercial for a beverage of some kind, probably youth-focused that I'll be self-conscious about drinking the first 2 or 3 times, but will get over after that only to find myself sad when they take the beverage away... like they did Crystal Pepsi, which is my drag name.
Wow, I couldn't have planned this post better if I had actually planned it at all.
Song: "Harmony Hall"
Artist: Vampire Weekend