Friday, January 18, 2019

Song of the Day: "Mournful Eyes"

The band is composed of 2 married public school teachers, and they rock a nice retro, shoe-gaze-y sound (thanks in part to vintage equipment).

You know, I'm gonna be pissed when "vintage equipment" includes my minidisc player.

Song: "Mournful Eyes"
Artist: Fawns of Love

Monday, January 14, 2019

Song of the Day: "Land of the Free"

I'm posting this on spec: it's The Killers with an anti-Trump song in a video directed by Spike Lee.

Meanwhile, WTF?

Song: "Land of the Free"
Artist: The Killers

Sunday, January 13, 2019

A Tribute to the Shortest Story

The shortest story is:

Baby shoes
For sale
Never worn

My tribute is:
Stripper shoes
For sale
Well worn

© craigslist - Map data © OpenStreetMap
6207 N Columbia Way
condition: fair 
4 pairs of genuine stripper shoes. These have been used, by a stripper, presumably while stripping.

You don't need to be a stripper to enjoy them.

Maybe you're putting on a production of Mamma Mia! and need something for the finale. These are perfect for that.

Or maybe you want to ____ the _______ while you __________. At this price, who wouldn't.

There are 4 pairs. They are $10 a pair, or get all 4 for $25. Pay with PayPal or Cash app and I'll leave them packaged discreetly for you to pickup and we'll never have to meet. Or we can.

Full disclosure: these weren't mine. Former renter happened to also be a stripper.