- Uh, um, like
- For sure!
- Yep, yeah, nope, nah
- Dude, man, bro
- I don’t know
- If that makes sense
- So, yeah
Are they fucking kidding? That's more than 11 words.
In fact, it's 24 words plus a few punctuation marks used together to convey an expletive like fuck or shit or cunt (I'm guessing). Pussies.
Side note: if they'd just titled the piece "Words and Phrases to Avoid in a Job Interview" it would have saved me so much effort (full disclosure: actual effort expended, approx. 18 minutes).
Here are a few different examples of 11 words I think you should really avoid in a job interview. And I challenge you to prove me wrong (by using any one of these and getting a job offer--go for it!):
- "But you’re just a chick. Where is the actual hiring manager?"
- "I just pissed in the hallway. That’s how I roll, bitches."
- "Why give him the job if he’s going to recuse himself?"
- "Y’all cool with me doing my MLM thing in the office?"
Got some to share? Put it in the comments below.