|The Daytona Speedway flooded|
(or did it?! [it did])
|My dad lost his boat (see above, missing!)|
|Hurricane Matthew heading directly for my parents|
"Join teeming throngs of Floridians in traffic and at a Valdosta Travelodge" or "Avoid Donald Trump yard signs that become deadly projectiles in 120+ mph winds and I don't have to leave my yard"That's easy; those towels are awful.
I should add that the reasons make sense to me now but probably wouldn't have 10 years ago or if I had small children living with me.
The power is out at both of their houses. So they won't know how many times I've tried to reach them (like a billion).
Since I can sleep through lots of shit I probably would only have been fine there, possibly annoyed if I didn't have something to power my CPAP. So they're lucky I'm not there with them, because it would suck to have no power in the chaotic weather and your house guest is catching up on his naps.
At least here my naps aren't all up in their respective grills. They've had separate grills for 30 years now.