Sunday, March 6, 2016

I'm Surprised This Wasn't Effective

Apparently Mittens doesn't have quite the, cough, esteem the powers that be think he has. Or it's entirely possible Mittens is just the dude with a glass jaw (sorry, an heirloom Waterford crystal jaw) going through the Kabuki theater motions of the status quo pushing back against Trump.

Did the Republican players who encouraged Mittens to take this standOMG, did he do this on his own? Thinking that he was enlightening people somehow?think it would persuade Trump supporters?

Is there anyone less likely to persuade Trump supporters? (A: Ron Reagan Jr.)

Here's the meat of his speech:
"Given the current delegate selection process, that means that I’d vote for Marco Rubio in Florida and for John Kasich in Ohio and for Ted Cruz or whichever one of the other two contenders has the best chance of beating Mr. Trump in a given state."--Mittward "Mittens" Romney
All I hear is "I have a house in each one of these states" (although not Ohio, because Ohio).

Mittens enlightens Republican voters

Anyway, great job all around. Everyone gets a ribbon!

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