Monday, June 1, 2015
Did I say cynical? I meant regular. Regular readers. And by "assume" I meant "know."
Regardless, are there other Maroons beside Adam? Nobody cares! Unless they also have abs and tight little ass too, in which case bring it on. I can handle 5 Maroons. Well, I'm not a young man any more, I could at one time. I might need a full weekend.
Song: "This Summer's Gonna Hurt Like a Motherfucker"
Artist: Maroon 5