So full speed ahead...
"Dude, how can I tell if that girl at the end of the bar is into me?"
Dude, she's TOTALLY into you.
"Dude, sometimes I just don't understand my girlfriend. How can I figure out what she's actually thinking?"
Dude, fuck if I know. Chicks are crazy, just send her some flowers.
"Dude, is this shit any good?"
Dude, this shit is awesome!
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