Hanukkah is a celebration of the Maccabees' famous underestimation of how much oil they had. Somehow thinking you have one night left when you really have over a week is a miracle. There should also be a holiday for the time you found drugs in your coat pocket or when a potentially embarrassing credit card authorization went through!
Realizing there's still pizza and ice cream even though when you checked the fridge earlier you thought it was empty!
Celebrate your poor attention to details! And the force of nature that is Chaka Khan, the Queen of Funk.
Chaka Khan-ukah fun fact #6: Prince wrote the song for Patrice Rushen back in 1978 and the song appears on the Prince album in 1979.