What is the most amazing aspect of this song?
Is it that the song perfectly captures what it would sound like if Nickelback, Creed, Stain'd and Daughtry fused into some mega-shitty abomination?
How about that the band behind this song, Madison Rising, call themselves the most patriotic rock band and they do that unironically. The Madison in question is John Madison, America's sexiest founding father, but you guys already knew that... duh.
Could it be that it's the theme song for the new Sarah Palin show?

Or could it be that Sarah Palin gets to have another show? That's probably unfair as I'm sure the good people at
Hoveround probably buy more than enough commercial time to keep the show in business. Them and Carl's Jr.
By the way, please don't ask me if I find Dave Bray, the band's lead singer, sexy. Like ever. Some things you don't want to hear the answer to. (Hint: the same response may have been true for Scott Stapp at some point in my life.)
Is it the lyrics? They literally say "the trucks and the guns" and think of how difficult that must have been to write. Now think of ice cream. You're all my bitches.
Is it that he pronounces American as though CAN is the most important part of the word. And that's cause it is. Don't like it? Move to Ameri-CAN'T.
No, despite all those really awesome things, the most amazing thing is
all the white people in the video. So many whites.
Also credit to the dudes at Madison Rising for picking up on the fact that there is no talent required to get invited to every Republican event (SEE ALSO: Ted Nugent) so why not wrap yourself in a flag and sing with your dick out (which is a metaphor for a gun, because showing penises is against the Bible). Expect to see them every Presidential election until, well, until the sex tape I make with Dave Bray and Scott Stapp comes out ruining both of their quasi-conservative careers. I did it because I love my country. I mean, I'll DO it because it's not like I've already made the tape ("tape" hah, who even uses tapes any more)... cause when would the 3 of us have been in the same place at the same time (don't bother looking, you won't even guess).
Also Scott Stapp owes me a bottle of poppers.
Song: "Amazing America"
Artist: Madison Rising