OMG OMG OMG OMG y'all O! M! G!
|Picture Perez Hilton|
b/c OMFG whatever
This marks the bazillionth time (just an estimate) that he's cancelled and/or delayed stops on this tour.
He just wants to be loved.
And to bitch about the royals.
Are either of those things so wrong?
He's a hospital in Royal Oak, Michigan. I will give any of my coworkers $20 if they can get a picture of him reading this on their smartphone.