Because I've been watching Dancing with the Stars recently.
That's not entirely true. I have also just fucking had it with Two Broke Girls a show that I found marginally charming before I grew tired of Kat Dennings's inability to land a fucking joke without forcing it.
"Forcing it? I once forced it when I was having sex!"
And if I am to return for the next season, this is why.
Amber Riley & Derek - Freestyle - DWTS 17 (Finals) by IdolxMuzic
Congratulations to tonight's winner whomever that might be if Big Gay John doesn't know then this isn't necessarily a spoiler. Also watch the show if it's that important.