Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Song of the Day: "One of Those Nights"

Speaking of inauthentic country music, here's Tim McGraw.

It's a behind-the-scenes look at of the making of a (non-existent) video. Here's what's missing: you don't see the dude who tapes down his hats so as not to expose his complete lack of hair; you don't see the 36 minutes of Tim in the make-up chair getting concealer and moisturizer slathered the fuck all over his face; and you don't see the walking corpse of Faith Hill (I guess Shania is anorexic, because Faith does everything Shania does).

Still, it's one notch better than Kenny. Maybe Kenny needs to spend more time with the walking corpse of Faith Hill. Maybe they can shop for bandannas: to drape over her skeletal remains and over Kenny's also-bald head.

Dear Tim, try a Tom Petty cover, but I'll settle for a good Eagles cover.



Song: "One of Those Nights"
Artist: Tim McGraw

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