"Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene." -Homer J. Simpson
Friday, January 4, 2013
What doesn't kill can still take a big fucking toll on you
The Norwhal Virus
Sonya thinks my starting 2013 with explosive discharge from both my mouth and my ass (I'd call it the Reverse Dawson Virus but then I'd have no idea what I was even babbling about) is a sign that it will be a good year. "The worse the wedding the better the marriage" or some aphorism (shit).
I'm a little more Dogbert on this one.
Of course what the fuck does he know, according to his page-a-day calendar it's Apruary 33rd.