"I am stuck in a pair of handcuffs." and "I am going to need some help getting out."-Father Tom Donovan of St. Aloysius in Springfield, Illinois calling 911... from work... his work being a church if that wasn't clearWhen police arrived they found "some sort of gag" on Donovan (details here).
The church has granted Donovan a leave from that specific church so I'm sure that means everything's okay. Hopefully he'll be more careful when playing with handcuffs next time (his actual excuse, not that lying is a sin or anything [oh wait...]).