Saturday, August 25, 2012
But I guess we'll never know now, will we?
Fucking love the song.
And bask in Portland's awesomeness. We all have woods like that in our backyards. Sometimes you have to run punk rock icons and raccoons out of your gardens in the middle of the night with a shovel.
Song: "The Descent"
Artist: Bob Mould
Friday, August 24, 2012
I guess if you don't trust the birth certificate you really don't want your brain hurt by seeing additional tax returns.
That makes sense, math is hard.
The problem, it would seem, is the hauntingly familiar singer superimposed on the hauntingly familiar music, yielding a hauntingly familiar net sum product (as one does).
It's dude from Dirty Projectors singing with the production team called Major Lazer (I can hear you all saying "duh" at once, I know, me too).
Major Lazer Frees the Universe will be out soon if it's not already. That's typically how things work you know.
Song: "Get Free"
Artist: Major Lazer/Amber Coffman
Thursday, August 23, 2012
|(Tax cuts + 2 wars) x stupidity = mission accomplished!|
Anyway, the troop casualties there just hit 2,000. But SHHHHHH don't say anything (follow Mittens and Obammer who will not ever say anything about them, because if they don't talk about it, the troops aren't really dead, just hiding).
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!!!! by not ever acknowledging that you've sent them to a fucking no win scenario and then forgetting about them and certainly not supporting their need for healthcare and post traumatic stress (as if that's a real thing, cry babies). That seems to be the America way. Hooray.
So kudos to The Onion for "U.S. Military Sends A Few More Of Those Things Over To Afghanistan To Replace Dead Ones"
|Via The Onion|
WASHINGTON—In the wake of the news that 2,000 of its things have now died in Afghanistan, U.S. military officials announced Monday that it will be sending some additional things to replace the dead ones.Go read it. The Onion has been brilliant lately.
“A bunch of those things are dead or don’t work anymore, so we need to send over a bunch more,” said U.S. Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta, adding that while the military sent a bunch of new things in 2010, a good amount of them either died or were broken. “We’ve got tons of things just sitting around in Texas and Florida, so we’re going to send some of those.”
“We actually have a whole load of some used, pretty-beat-up-things that were sent back from Afghanistan a few months ago, so we’ll probably ship them over, too” Panetta continued. “They’re not in perfect condition or anything, but in a pinch they’ll do the trick.”
And SHHHHH, stop talking about dead soldiers. Traitor.
|Full Frontal Freedom|
And cookies & cream milkshakes from Jack in the Box!
Full Frontal Freedom is a group that stands for... something.
And in times like these, that matters.
Oh, but remember, some people STILL don't believe Obammer's birth certificate. But they don't seem to care about the tax returns.
Hey, remember also how some Birthers didn't think Obammer was eligible because his DAD wasn't American (regardless of him being born in Hawaii)? Mittens's dad was born in Mexico.
Have a great evening with all your philosophical consistency!
You know who LOVES having hot furtive gay sex? REPUBLICANS!!!
Seriously, ask your parish priest or Sen. Larry Craig (R, tap tap tap).
|Tampa-area businesses welcome the RNC|
They are NOT.
Despite how OMG hawt that sex with that dude just was. Did he take my watch? Whatever.
Oh, anyway, per Queerty, the Ybor Resort & Spa, a gay bathhouse whose name will not attract any attention on a credit card statement, is offering free admission to convention attendees. And when you go, and you will, and you run into other dudes you know from the convention, and you will, just look straight (no pun) ahead and don't talk. If you don't say anything you weren't there, they weren't there, it's all cool.
And NONE OF YOU are gay.
Especially when you make it illegal to say "gay" in public schools.
Then you're SUPER not gay!
Seriously, here and here and here and here and here (to point out just 4).
The LA Times (via Slate) quotes a new Pew
"The notion that we are a society with a large middle class, with lots of economic and social mobility and a belief that each generation does better than the next — these are among the core tenets of what it means to be an American. But that's not necessarily the case anymore."--Paul Taylor of the Pew Research Center (from the LA Times)
Song: "Yet Again"
Artist: Grizzly Bear
“It was one guy screwing a monkey, if I recall correctly, and then having sex with men. It was an airline pilot, if I recall.”
Raw Story (http://s.tt/1de0M)
This is old but it's important as I have just seen into this man's future and this is what I've seen:
SPOILER ALERT: This man will die from a heart attack after ODing on meth during a 36 hour binge with a Tampa hustler during the Republican “WE BUILT THIS” (held at a stadium built with 62% public money, because we name shit before we think to check things out, SEE ALSO: Operation: Infinite Justice, SEE ALSO: Sarah Palin) Convention. God’s hurricane is totes coincidental THIS TIME but other times is God’s vengeance…
GOP lawmaker: Virtually impossible to get AIDS through heterosexual sex (via Raw Story )
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
He's dumb like a sexy, muscled, fratty as fuck fox!!!
HIGH FIVE THAT TOTALLY MISSES!!!
Tovah must be furious!
She has 4 Emmys and a Tony nomination. But no Oscar.... nope.
Happy birthday dude! Rock on!
I was eager to dissect the train wreck! Shania Twain sings "Endless Love" and Jimmy Buffet "All Night Long." This did not have to happen, and yet it did.
I'm playing it safe with Sir Willie Nelson. His low key approach could be a lesson for some of the others (although this once I'm not looking at Kenny Chesney). They almost make it through the entire song without blowing it. Time of death: 3:55.
Artist: Lionel Richie/Willie Nelson
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
And I did.
And I dig.
It's everything I love about "Natural One" with a dance beat. Funky, low fi, a pinch of ambient swells, all at reasonable levels. And all DIY.
Rock on dude(s).
Artist: Hipster Death Squad
Monday, August 20, 2012
Her career was fairly thankless in terms of awards, but her fans are many.
Husband Fang, a mainstay in her act, was fictitious, and permanent. Actual husbands were only temporary, she said.
Rest in peace dude.
The description of Lynott's songwriting is effusive--more Springsteen or Bob Dyland/slice of life, and more akin to Irish literary prose than to metal song convention. In his non-music life Lynott released 2 volumes of poetry.
Thin Lizzy headlined the first ever Slane Castle concert (in later years headliners would include Queen, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Oasis and Madonna). Among the opening acts for that year was future headliner U2. So ultimately, a little respect for Phil and the band. Maybe someday I will stop confusing them with Bachmann Turner Overdrive.
Happy birthday dude. Rest in pace.
Song: "State Hospital"
Artist: Frightened Rabbit
Sunday, August 19, 2012
Rest in peace dude.
Pussies rioting are a problem. Girls are a problem, always lying about rape and otherwise being sluts, with their demands for Gardisil and to be paid to have sex.
According to the GOP they are all bitches and sluts and liars and should just shut up about being raped. Cause they're probably lying, according to some Senate candidate who talked to a doctor one time.
And listen to this music, so scary. Such hooligans. Why can't they be nice girls like that Debbie Boone. Dressed in a pretty calico dress. She didn't sass her man, I bet.
Vaginas are scary.
Song: "Light Up the Fires"
Artist: Pussy Riot