Many of the men discussed previously (or perviously as I may have typed before) made the US Olympic Diving team, the most impressive of which is that Troy Dumais is going to his fourth fucking Olympics. Dude is 32 and that means that he's been a competing Olympian for half his life. Watch him kick some ass here (I can't embed but his dives rock, although I find it a little tedious that Nancy Grace is one of the diving commentators).
While I... watch a lot of TV.
Dumais is only the second athlete to qualify for 4 Olympics (maybe from the US, maybe from the whole world, possibly just in diving, I'm not really into looking for the exact claim) -- the first is Greg Louganis (seen here, for no clear reason, in a bubble bath).
And because Jimmy Carter is History's Greatest Monster, surrendering all US Olympic Gold Medals from 1980 to the
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Sadly no one took me up on my generous offer to stay at the house.
I assume there's a girl's team too. Wasn't really paying attention.