Song of the Day: "Sweetest Thing"

Midge's new
summer haircut

Did The Rifles write this specifically for Midge? Probably not -- I'm pretty sure she hasn't met them personally, and I don't know that her particular feisty charms are easy to understand if she hasn't burrowed between your legs to get the best possible full body petting (it's called the "car wash" like a drive-through car wash, obvs). So I assume this is just a coincidence.

Or Midge has some covert relationship with an indie British band. OMG, what if it's more than just them? What if she's secretly carrying on with Keane or Kasabian? On noes, could she also be carrying on with Arcade Fire?

Kanye West?

Tim McGraw? Indignity!

I can't believe she's carrying on with Tim McGraw. Behind my back. It's such a betrayal.

I hope it's just a coincidence, for her sake.

And if you click the pic above you can check out her snazzy summer haircut -- it's in the shape of the Louisiana Purchase!!!



Song: "Sweetest Thing"
Artist: The Rifles