It's not quite the Constitutional amendment we know you really wanted--I'm pretty sure the old amendment from 1875 would pass again if someone got it on the ballot.
Kudos to Joe Biden and the Daily Show for making Obammer's position on teh gayz marriaging so obviously political maneuvering. And crappy, unartful maneuvering at that. Bitch please.
Now when do I get to marry a snake?! That's what this secretly was all about, me marrying a snake. (A snake named Colin Farrell...)