The weekend in photos

OMG ADORBS!!!!

First up, Alec Mapa's son attacking him--he posted this to the Twitterz. I don't really know what show Alec was on because I watch a lot of CBS sitcoms, and they don't have any... colored (I just watched The Help and I know this should be whispered) actors aside from that brown boy on The Big White Bang Theory and that old black man from Saturday Night Live on Two Broke White Girls (it's set in Brooklyn, so have a single black cast member was probably required, not like shows in Manhattan).

Actually Alec is Asian (spoiler alert: not his biological child--technically he's Gaysian), funny, and fabulous, but he is not, I am just learning this now, the guy from Entourage. He's not Turtle from Entourage. (CUE: "The More You Know" animation)

Men in Speedos (or possibly poker chips)

Leland sent this from the BIG EAST Swimming Championships in Pittsburgh this weekend, where his niece competed for Notre Dame (go Fightin' Anti-Contraceptionists!). ND's men's team won the championship while the women's team lost to Louisville (look at me, talking sports).

Bill Bass,
Notre Dame swimmer/Speedo rocker

Oh look, here's why I'm writing about sports knowledgeably: 2012 BIG EAST Men’s Most Outstanding Swimmer Bill Bass from Notre Dame.

Note to Leland: this is how one ought to take a photo claiming to be men in speedos.

Note to John: although you can't see ANYONE'S feet in any of them.

Dyan Cannon's corpse looks awful

And finally Lindsay Lohan will host Saturday Night Live on March 3. Of this year, 2012. My guess is either the fact that Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich are considered quasi-serious candidates (Mittens will do well on Dancing with the Stars, by the way) has created a desire for more inexplicable career revivals (I wonder if the musical guest will be Third Eye Blind or Arrested Development), or whoever has been lining up the recent musical acts got promoted to booking the host (if Dane Cook hosts soon, we will know that was it).