"We are looking for Alzheimer's & memory loss patients to participate in a study concerning health. Based on your answers to a recent [survey name removed], you have indicated that either you or someone in your household suffers from Alzheimer's/memory loss, or you are a caregiver for a Alzheimer's/memory loss patient. We would like to obtain valuable input from the patient, and we request your assistance."OMG. No one I live with or care for has Alzheimer's or memory loss.
And, AND, I don't remember taking that survey OR answering questions like that.
Which is totally a symptom that someone with Alzheimer's or memory loss would have.
Ergo it's me.
Which totes sucks. Until I forget about it.