Thursday, December 8, 2011

Songs of the Day: "Marvin's Room"/"Can't Do Better"

Drake brings a low key swagger to "Marvin's Room"--it's got all the hallmarks of big hip hop (club? check; niggers? check; bitches? double check), with the subtle musicality of some drum and bass. It's a shame he's so uncomfortable with his voice that he auto-tunes the shit out of the song, otherwise it's the the perfect song for the Fucking Andrews Fucking McMeel Fucking Publishing Fucking Christmas Fucking Massive, I'm sure you will agree. Ho fucking ho bitches!


But wait, there's still more! Because then JoJo (possibly NOT the same JoJo of Jodeci and KC & JoJo fame) did this remake: no more "fuck that nigger" now it's "fuck that new girl" and, AND, it's even still perfect for the very same Fucking Andrews Fucking McMeel Fucking Publishing Fucking Christmas Fucking Massive. It's a fucking Christmas fucking miracle bitches!


Let's make December 8 Drunk Dial Awareness Day!

Song: "Marvin's Room"; "Can't Do Better"
Artist: Drake; JoJo

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