I am sure this is another casualty of teh gayz wanting the special privilege of marrying (next up: marrying a snake! [because snakes can enter all other kinds of legally-binding contracts, so this makes perfect sense, FOX News] [FUN FACT: snakes cannot actually enter any kinds of legally-binding contracts, but they do taste surprisingly like chicken, although when you consider their common evolutionary path, maybe it's not that surprising... hello, eggs! duh]) and not just because someone with three divorces has a very high probability of divorcing again. Also wasn't she a Lesbian for like 45 minutes?
Anyway, guess who's getting a big gift basket from Kim Kardashian!