|"I'm a sloppy drunk who got ejected.... woooo!"|
2. Fun fact: we actually were there to HEAR the Avett Brothers. I mean, the dudes are fun to watch on stage, because the boys get rowdy, but it really is the music first. So for everyone but you, your screeches distracted from their music. Tacky.
3. "Come to Portland" and "this is Salem"--wait what? A geography lesson? Come to Portland RIGHT THAT MINUTE... honey, they were doing a show. Did you want them to stop and pack up and go, where? "Portland!!!! Wooooooo!!!!!"
4. When your friends tell you they don't know why you're still single, they're lying.
5. The rest of the show was SUPER AWESOME for me, not that you asked.