Clark's real good at the local news interviews. One time, 15 years ago in Dallas, when we walked out of my apartment to find a 5 block kids' parade on my street (preventing us from going to a movie or Denny's or something), a local reporter asked as to comment on the parade (which had taken us by surprise). Clark declared that it was great that the little coloreds and the little spics and the little white kids could all march together in unity, even when it's hot outside.
Actually he did no such thing, but joked that he wanted to after we both declined.
I'm kinda sorry I didn't think of that.