Why didn't we think of this sooner? She's single. He's single. They both had a way with their spouses.
She'll fuck anyone to stay famous. He likes white women.
Is this the most offensive post I've ever written?
And by the way, when you see Crystal Pepsi finally do some drag, it will be this song. Cause if Courtney can get through this 2 minutes and 40 seconds, I can too... and we need about the same amount of autotune.