Thursday, June 18, 2009

Does Stellastarr* sound like Pere Ubu to anyone else?

Exhibit A


Exhibit B

Did I mention that it's unprecendented?

Some notes for George W. Bush

1. You said you weren't going to openly criticize President Obama. Please remember that when you shut the fuck up.

2. You said "I know it's going to be the private sector that leads this country out of the current economic times we're in." Do you realize that it was the private sector, left unchecked, that got us into this mess?

3. You said "I'll just tell you that there are people at Gitmo that will kill American people at a drop of a hat and I don't believe that -- persuasion isn't going to work. Therapy isn't going to cause terrorists to change their mind." On what are you basing this assertion? Is the data better than the data that had us invade Iraq? Better than the data you ignored warning about Bin Laden wanting to attack before 9/11? You're the person who nominated Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court, so pardon me for questioning your stellar track record. For fuck sake, you looked into Putin's soul and said it was A-ok. Brownie... you picked Brownie to head FEMA. Jesus dude, just shut the fuck up.

How do you spell "giggidy"?

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Correction for John Boehner

"I'm pleased that federal officials stepped in to order Ohio to use all of its construction dollars for shovel-ready projects that will create much-needed jobs." -House Minority Leader John Boehner


John, you idiot, government funding doesn't create jobs, it creates work. Did you leave your talking points at the tanning salon?

Song of the day: Wilco "You Never Know"

Live version, quality is a little rough. Still, loving the song.

Flashback Song: Don Dixon "Praying Mantis"

From 1985:

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

How's your spine now, Cindy McCain?

“Let me tell you just a little something that I was not so happy about. My son, like so many others, and today like the Palin’s son, have served on the front lines, helping keep peace and helping freedom for other people. I’m a blue star mom, just like Gov. Palin is. I’m proud of my sons, but let me tell you, the day that Sen. Obama decided to cast a vote to not fund my son when he was serving sent a cold chill through my body.” - Cindy McCain, October 2008


Nearly every Republican in the House and Senate voted against the same kind of appropriations she describes in this quote. I am unable to determine if her husband was among them, but even so, she's a devout Republican.

So how's your spine? Do you need some Oxycontin?

PS: You split an infinitive... it should be "not to fund."

They are tackling healthcare reform in DC

I am looking to Republicans to provide continued leadership, as they did here:

He will rape them with his mouth... (I love outrage)

Flashback: 15 years ago today

OJ Simpson chase.

Bill Maher= funny

I am fairly hard to find via Google

If you only use my name.


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Misogyny against women...

It's redundant.

Flashback song: "Nathan Jones"

The original:



The remake:

Song of the day: Aqua

Quote of the day

On news that the Iranian Supreme Council may call for a recount:

"To have a recount, don't you need to have had a count?"


- Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

Monday, June 15, 2009

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