Saturday, May 16, 2009

Draft payment

Attn: Contractor/Inheritance

This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract / Inheritance file and discovered reasons why you are not yet to receive your Payment. It is because of irregularities and complications discovered on your payment file by our technical experts in respect to your Contract / inheritance payment requirements which have just been duly rectified.

Meanwhile, we have been informed that you are still dealing with Impostors and non-recommended officials in the bank, such acts must stop for security reasons if you wish to receive your payment. Since we have decided to bring a solution to your problem, right now we have arranged your payment through International Certified Bank Draft and it is the Latest instruction by our president (Umaru Yar'Adua) Federal republic of Nigeria, below is the arrangement...

The Draft processing Unit Skye bank of Nigeria Plc will send you an International Certified Bank Draft, which you will tender to any of your local Bank for confirmation as soon as you receive it, so if you like to receive Your fund this way please do let us know by contacting DR MATHEW STEMP Draft processing Center, Skye bank of Nigeria Plc on his EMAIL (drmathewstemp@gmail.com) And also send the Following information to Draft Processing Center:

1: Phone And Fax number,
2: Your full name and total amount you are expecting.

Instead of losing your fund Please indicate to the Draft center the total sum you are expecting and for your information you have to stop any further communication with any institution or office until you receive your Draft to avoid cancellation.

Email DR MATHEW STEMP, as soon as you receive this important message on his direct email for more direction on this regards and also updates him for further instruction and directives.

Note: because of impostors, we hereby issue you our code of conduct Tag number, which are (20/20) so you must have to indicate this code when contacting the Draft center.

We await your urgent response.
John Daniels Chief Auditor / Secretary
To the Committee Panel.
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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Piss elegant


Hip bathroom at Hotel Modera.

And the nicest urinal I've ever seen, at Deschutes Brewery in the Pearl District in Portland.

Today's song

I won the star prize

Euro Million Lottery Award 2009.
Pol.Lasao, Area Anardi
531, 26508 Madrid.
Spain.
Ref. N??: ESM/WON/441/61/00/ES.
Batch. N??: EUL/3520/656/811/77.

YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS WON THE LOTTERY AWARD 2009.

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International programs held this day year 2009. Your e-mail address was luckly pick along side with 7 others as a category A winner in this year's lottery award draw means your email as won you this prize.

Your email address attached to ticket star number (529887) with the serial number 35122 . The EUROMILLION lucky numbers 5-13-31-42-47-66 which consequently won the draw in the Second category.

You have been approve for the star prize of $1.7M (One Million Seven Hundred Thousand Dollars Only).

CONGRATULATIONS !!!

To file for your claim, please contact our direct payment agent on the telephone number and email given below.

EL BACO SEGUROS S.A
Dr.Bekkens Edwin
TEL: 34 634-067-380
E-mail:elbaco4@gmail.com or elbaco13@aim.com

N.B:Procedures to claiming your prize:
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1. Indicate your Full name and Address, Country, Telephone, Mobile and Fax Number and Occupation.
2. Your winning prize is NOT DEDUCTABLE until your winnings has been processed, approved by your claim agent above.
3. The beneficiary is responsible for the VETT/APPROVAL DOCUMENT of his fund to his/her country.

Congratulations once more from our members and staff thank you for being part of our promotional program.

Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

Mrs. Blanca Fernandez,
(Lottery coordinator)