Friday, May 8, 2009

In love and light

How are you today?

Hope all is well with you and family?,You may not understand why this mail came to you. We have been having a meeting for the passed 7 months which ended 2 days ago with the the secretary to the UNITED NATIONS This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the world, the UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate them with the sum of USD $500,000 (Five hundred thousand United State Dollars Only). This includes every foreign contractors that may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems etc.

We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting you, this have been agreed upon and have been signed.You are advised to contact Mr. Jim Ovia of ZENITH BANK NIGERIA PLC as he is our representative in Nigeria because most scam artist have there root in Nigeria therefore, Contact him immediately for your Cheque of USD$ 500,000 (Five hundred thousand United State Dollars Only. This funds are in a Bank Draft for security purpose ok? so he will send it to you and you can clear it in any bank of your choice.Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone number/your correct mailing address where you want him to send the Draft to you. Contact Mr. Jim Ovia immediately for your Cheque Contact him via his direct mail id as stated below.
Email: j.ovia@terra.es
Tel: +234-808-831-1700
Thanks and God bless you and your family

Hoping to hear from you as soon as you cash your Bank Draft.Making the world a better place.

Regards,
Mr.Tan Chong Kong

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Don't let another vacation be ruined by SOCIALISM

And right back to him

Please to send to me now, hurry hurry fine.

Do not defy as a Christian person and trust.

Microsoft is the most high and you are blessings fine.

Only now you should to send.

The dialog continues

So I replied to claim my "Microsoft Word lottery" and this is what I got back.

From:Microsoft Word Lottery Team

Attn: xxxxxxx (my clearly fake email address removed)

Dear cash winner,


Sorry, for the delay in getting back to you, I received your email and have forwarded your winning check of 5,500,000.00 POUNDS ($10,464,000 USD). to the LEGAL DEPARTMENT that will handle the processing of your prize.

I will advise you to contact the legal firm for processing and This is to make your prize winning Admissible in Law in reference to the British Government act on terrorism and money laundering. The below stated documents must be procured in your favor to facilitate the immediate transfer of your winning claim.
1. Sworn Affidavits (Sealed by the British High Court)
2. Letter of Notarization
3. Foreign Remittance Permit at once with your full name, address and valid contact phone number and all the requirements to sending your cheque to you.
You should also send the legal department all your winning details :
DETAILS REQUIRED TO FACILITATE DOCUMENT PROCESSING.
PAYMENT AND RELEASE ORDER FORM
THIS FORM SHOULD BE COMPLETED BY THE BENEFICIARY OF THE STATED FUND,
FOR VERIFICATION BEFORE TRANSFER.
BENEFICIARY FIRST NAME...........................
RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS.......................................................
PLACE OF BIRTH..................................................................
TEL. NUMBER................
FAX NUMBER.....................................
EMAIL ADDRESS...................................................................
NEXT OF KIN NAME AND
ADDRESS................................................................................................................
AMOUNT WON............................................................................
BATCH Nº................REFERENCE Nº..........................................
OCCUPATION.............MARITAL STATUS..................................
HAVE YOU A PASSPORT OR LICENSE .(identification on
delivery)...................Indicate which.
I...............HEREBY DECLARE THAT THE ABOVE DATA ARE TRUE. IN CASE OF ANY UNFORSEEN CIRCUSTANCE, MY NEXT OF KIN HAS THE RIGHT TO CLAIM MY TOTAL WINNINGS.(SUPER STANDARD AGENT) SHALL ACT AS MY AGENT IN FACILITATING THE TRANSFER OF THE TOTAL FUND TO ME.
DATE...............(YOUR FULL NAMES)
.....................................................................
Once Again Congratulations!

Send the attached form to the contact below:
Contact Name: Barrister Peter J. Edlind
Email: barr_pe_legalfirm@live.com
TEL:+447024053585
And do keep me update
Regards,
Director Microsoft Promotion Team.

Flashback!

If Bill Clinton had tortured Monica Lewinsky, he would never have been impeached.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

I decided to reply

Subject: Totally happy you must to give give yes!

Thank you on the rewards! I can wonderful use this funds.

Blessings in Christ and all that coffee!

Please to avail and send.

I know that you know that I know you are and I am.

So commence to sending at once.

All the best, I remain.

Are they calling me fat?

Microsoft Word Lottery Team: Your Email Has Won 5.5 Million Pounds:
REF NO: MSW/56B-672GH/L
BATCH: 4583JL/WIN


You are therefore been approved for lump sums pay out of GBP 5,500,000.00
POUNDS ($10,464,000 USD).


Name: Mr. John David
Director Microsoft Promotion Team.
Contact Email: msw.johndavid47@live.com


Do email the above email addresses, all at once with.

Full Name:
Address:
Telephone:
Occupation:
Age:
Resident Conntry:

Copyright © 1991-2009.
MICROSOFT CO-OPERATION
SPONSORS: MICROSOFT CO-OPERATION INTERNATIONAL, GEOPOST UK DELIVERY
AGENCY, LIVE MAIL.COM, HSBC BANK UNITED KINGDOM.

Monday, May 4, 2009

By saving me $37.03, I save $37.03

Dear Beneficiary,

It is obvious that you have not received your fund which is to the tune of $6.8 million due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for their selfish reason and some individuals who have taken advantage of your fund all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in the receipt of your fund.

The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation have successfully passed a mandate to the current president of Nigeria his Excellency President Umaru Yar'Adua to boost the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owed to you and other individuals and organizations who have been found not to have receive their Contract Sum, Lottery/Gambling, Inheritance and the likes.

Now how would you like to receive your payment? By Check or by ATM card?

ATM Card: We will be issuing you a custom pin based ATM card with your name written on it which you will use to withdraw up to $10,000 per day from any ATM machine that has the Master Card Logo on it. Also with the ATM card you will be able to transfer your funds to your bank account. The ATM card comes with a handbook or manual to enlighten you about how to use it. Good if you do not have a bank account

Check: To be deposited in your bank for it to be cleared within three working days.

Your payment would be sent to you via any of your preferred option and would be mailed to you via UPS.

Because we have signed a contract with UPS you will only need to pay $114.97 instead of $152 saving you $37.03! So you save $37.03.

Take note that anyone asking you for some kind of money above the usual fee is definitely a fraudster and you will have to stop communication with every other person if you have been in contact with any. Also remember that all you will ever have to spend is $114.97 nothing more! Nothing less! And we guarantee the receipt of your fund within the next 3 working days after the receipt of payment.

Below are few list of tracking numbers you can track from UPS website to confirm people like you who have received their payment successfully. You can track the following listed below from http://www.ups.com

Name : Francis Berkey: UPS Tracking Number: 1ZE7360R0350332747
Name : Jerry Robertson: UPS Tracking Number: 1Z4459670352990601
Name : Jeanette Williams: UPS Tracking Number: 1ZE7360R0350751357
Name : Vicky Lander: UPS Tracking Number: 1Z97R4E60301773117
Name : Donna L. Vargas: UPS Tracking Number: 1ZE7360R0349574337

Note: Everything has been taken care of by the Federal Government including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $114.97 This is because UPS C.O.D (Cost on Delivery) service is not applicable to international shipping according to their terms.

To effect the release of your fund valued at $6.8million you are advised to contact the delivery officer Rev. Mark Holford with the information below, email markholford@yahoo.cn Telephone: +234-702-638-5998 and 011-234-702-638-5998

On contacting him do provide him your:

Full Name: ____________________
Address: ____________________
Home/Cell Phone: ____________________
Preferred Payment Method (Check or ATM): ____________________

Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is sent within 24 working hours. Because we are so sure of everything we are giving you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not receive payment/package within the next three days after you have made the payment for shipping.

Yours sincerely,
Mr. Samuel McCoy
CC: Federal Bureau of Investigation
CC: National Central Bureau of Interpol