Friday, April 17, 2009

Reflections

More luck

Dear friend,

I just want to inform you that I have packaged and deposited your ATM MASTERCARD worth $120,000 USD with FedEx Delivery Services to deliver it to you.

Find FedEx Contact Information Below:
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Contact Officer: Mr. Andrew Benson
E-mail: fedex_unit_incharge@live.com
Tel: +234 705 718 7421

Shipment Code: F283792
Parcel Number: EG2272-NG

Kindly Re-confirm the Dispatch Information for the Delivery by providing the Information stated Below to the FedEx officer:

Full Name;........
Home Address ( P O BOX Not allowed );........
Country;......
Telephone:........

Once again,Insurance and delivery charges have been paid for, but the only fee remaining is the FedEx authorised security safe keeping fee of $150 USD which you will be required to pay.

Best Regards
Mrs. Clara Seth.

Sleepy dude

Another winner!

Marcelo Lotteria Espanol

REF: MLE-C00002D-F

Calle Monstoles,

Madrid, Spain


Attn Lucky Winner,


We are pleased to inform you that you have emerged as a winner in the final annual draw of our Lottery International Programs. Your email address was selected by our Electronic Random Selection System (ERSS) from an exclusive list of 800,000,000 e-mail addresses of individual and corporate bodies generated from an internet resource database.No tickets were sold.

Ticket Num: 222281819-MLE/2009 Serial Num: MLE/09-009/SP.

You are therefore advised to receive a cash prize of 500,000.00 Euro(Five Hundred Thousand Euro) from the total payout.

Your prize award has been insured under a bonded depository policy with your e-mail address.


To file for the processing of your prize you are advised to contact MR.JESUS CARLOS with the information below:


************************************
MR.JESUS CARLOS
Tel: +34 622 299 258
Fax: +34 940 460 841
Email:mrjesuscarlosdept365@hotmail.com
************************************


Endeavor to provide him with the following informations:


Names............
Telephone/Fax number:...........
Nationality.........
Age.........
Occupation............


Regards.
Mr.Alex Martinez.
Lottery Co-ordinator

Sitting *prudently* in the UK

BARCLAYS BANK AUDITORS
SITTING PRUDENTLY IN THE
UNITED KINDOM PRIME FINANCIAL INSTITUTION
12, CHURCHILL PLACE , LONDON ,
E14 5HP UNITED KINGDOM


Attn: Beneficiary,


RE-APPROVED PAYMENT CLAIMS

Following the urgent signal from our Bank, it was discovered that Sometime ago, lotto/inheritance fund was brought to our office from National Lotto Group here in England and after some period, the money was taken back to their treasury. But for the period of time this money generated an interest of US$5.2 Million Dollars which we are about to pay you. Be informed now that your payment will now be effected from any of our accredited paying institution.



During the auditing and vetting of your files it was discovered from the records of outstanding transfer's due for payment which have been delayed by many officials and some of your agents from the source of origin of your fund. In the light of the outcome of the board of director's meeting few days back, be informed that your name is among the list to receive their payment/transfer which has been delayed.



We wish to officially notify you that your payment of Five million, two hundred thousand dollars ($5,200,000) is being processed will be released to you as soon as you respond to this letter.



Kindly re-confirm to us if this is inline with what you have in your record and also re-confirm the information below to enable this office proceed and finalize your fund remittance without further delays. Also stop further contact with all those that claim to help you as they are trying to divert your fund to TECHNOLOGY GENERAL CORPORATION ACCOUNT (NEW-JERSEY) . Please clarify and Kindly forward the below information’s to enable us process your claim and effect payment to you accordingly.



Your full name:

Phone Number:

Company Name:

Position:

Address:

Profession:

Age:

Marital status:



As soon as the above information’s are received, you will be duly communicated on the procedures/mode of payment which is in line with the agreement reached with the European Union (EU).



Please note with best of caution to contact the agent below with the above information’s about yourself without delay.

Name: Barrister Paul Smith.

E-mail: barrister.paulsmith@ymail.com

Phone: +44 704 572 9414









Yours Sincerely,

Mr. Howard Peterson

DIRECTOR CREDIT CONTROL

80s trivia score

Why does Comcast service suck?



This is NOT high-definition. This is shit. And for the last 3 weeks this is what I've gotten trying to watch NBC on Thursdays. Shit.

Thanks Comcast. We'll be talking this weekend.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009