Saturday, March 21, 2009

Another winning day!

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61-70 Southampton Row, Bloomsbury,
LONDON, United Kingdom, WC1B 4AR..
REF NO: MSW-L/200-26937
BATCH: 2005MJL-01

Dear Winner,
We happily announce to you the draw (Draw #1202) of the MSW LOTTERY, online
Sweepstakes International Program held on recently in the UK. You have
therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of GBP5,500,000.00 POUNDS in
cash which is approximately $11.4MILLION US DOLLARS credited

For claims contact the claims office with the below information
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Contact Mr. Anderson Davi
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Yours Truly,
MRS.PATRICIA LAWRENCE
LOTTERY CO-ORDINATOR/ANNOUNCER.

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Friday, March 20, 2009

No one mourns the blurry.



We won the lottery for discount tickets to Wicked tonight, and I tried to take a picture of the giant dragon above the curtain. But it was blurry. Then I tried to take a picture of our seat location, to rub it in (row F for $25 with no money to Ticketbastards!!!) and that came out blurry. Then an usher told me to stop with the camera. And I did.

I AM TOTALLY DISCREET!!!

Hello,


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Fred Durst is sending me mixed messages

Fred Durst on bullying:

"The irony is, Limp Bizkit, for a while, [was] the fuel for bullies to beat up a lot of these underdogs," Durst explained. "That's when I decided to stop. I was like, 'You know, that's me they're beating up, and my music is fueling them.' So I held back for a while."


Okay, right, that's why Limp Bizkit broke up. It had nothing to do with them passing their "sell by" date.

But then here's this: Limp Bizkit is reuniting!

"It's better than ever," Durst said of the reunion. "We own Limp Bizkit. Not a damn thing is changing! We are the same and we are gonna kill it!"


Clearly they are taking advantage of the summer "state fair"/casino oldies tour circuits! Hooray.

So Limp Bizkit is back together, which means that it is OKAY TO BULLY AGAIN America. You heard it directly from Fred Durst.

The on-going genius of Stephen Colbert

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Thursday, March 19, 2009

Cool shit!


An undersea volcano eruption caught on video.

"I am not a pharmacist"

An unusual, but not entirely surprising, thing I said today in response to a quasi-homeless dude's story about needing antibiotics.

Because I am NOT a pharmacist.