Friday, December 4, 2009

Sarah Palin will produce Trig's birth certificate!!!

(h/t Salon)

Or so I'd like to distort based on this exchange with Rusty Humphries (I honestly have no idea who the fuck he or she is, and I'm not up for the research):
HUMPHRIES: Would you make the birth certificate an issue if you ran?

PALIN: Um, I think the public, rightfully, is still making it an issue. I don't have a problem with that. I don't know if I would have to bother to make it an issue, because I think enough members of the electorate still want answers.

She MUST be talking about Trig's birth certificate, since rumors persist (you're welcome) that Palin, in addition to being a demagogue and a quitter, is also a lying-ass bitch who pretends that her first bastard grandkid is actually a magic gift from God--it's what Jesus would have done. Jesus believed in lying, if it helps you politically. Ask anyone in Washington. Hell, ask everyone in Washington. Except the Jews, they don't really care what Jesus believed.

Some of you might actually research that quote, and realize that it's really about Barack HUSSEIN Obama's birth certificate, which is interesting. Since he's actually produced his.

And since no one who alleges that anyone can get a Hawaii birth certificate, even if they're born out of the country can produce an example of that.

Or that anyone born IN Hawaii gets a different format birth certificate can produce an example of that.

Or explain the birth announcements in the 2 Hawaii newspapers.

Given those things, clearly there couldn't still be questions. Even a mildly retarded bastard grandchild being faked as ones own kid for political reasons knows that Obama was born in Hawaii.

Fuck, even Orly Taitz (DDS/Esq/realtor, now spit and look at these closets your honor) is focused on the fact that Barry's dad wasn't an American citizen when he was born to an American mother IN an American state. It's his "dual-citizenship" that invalidates him, she says (although, interestingly, America only recognized single citizenship status at the time: if you were an American, you were an American period... PERIOD--also Barry never sought any kind of British citizen rights, like healthcare). The political philosophy on which she bases this argument has never been vetted in US courts, and was written after the Constitution... but good luck with that. Write letters from prison if you don't pay that overdue fine!

Back to Palin, there was this follow-up quote:
PALIN: Hey, you know, that's a great point. That weird conspiracy theory freaky thing that people talk about, that Trig isn't my real son, a lot of people say, "Well, you need to produce his birth certificate, you need to prove that he's your kid," which we have done, but yeah, so maybe we should reverse that and use the same type of thinking on the other one.

Bullshit!!! I call bullshit! Right there! Flag on play.

Google "Trig Palin birth certificate" and you'll see quotes about the rumors that TRIG PALIN IS ACTUALLY SARAH PALIN'S FIRST BASTARD GRANDCHILD THAT SHE'S PRETENDING IS HER KID FOR POLITICAL REASONS and no actual proof (as she implies) that he was born to her. And not to her slutty slut of an older daughter Bristol. I'm not implying that her younger daughter is a slut, because fuck if that mis-interpretation of comments by Letterman didn't set off a firestorm. But come see me in a few years and we'll see how many more bastard kids that family has.

Also Track was a teenage druggie and the military was his way of avoiding jail time. But I'm not saying he ever let a dude suck his dick for drugs. I am NOT saying that. Good morning everyone.

In fact, if you do a Google image search for "Barack Obama birth certificate" you will see images of the official Hawaii birth thingy (they call it something else [FOR EVERYONE] which has caused fits). If you do a Google image search for "Trig Palin birth certificate" you will see images of Barack HUSSEIN Obama's birth certificate thingy also. It's fucked.

And Sarah Palin's a liar.

And a quitter.

But she says questions are legitimate and if she's lying about having produced it, there won't be any problem with letting us know when and where so we can confirm that. Hooray, Christmas is coming! I can smell the bastard grandchildren faked as ones own in the air!

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