Sunday, November 8, 2009

Literally a recipe for disaster

I heard that on the news this morning.

Is there an actual recipe for a disaster? I mean, technically, take 1 cold front, add to 1 warm front, combine and hope for a tornado in near occupied space?

But sending text messages while driving? Shit, I've done that LITERALLY many times and not had a resulting disaster (well, nothing worse that mediocre sex). If I had a recipe that I tried over and over and the expected result didn't show, I'd think it was a shitty recipe.

So there you go, texting while driving is LITERALLY a (shitty) recipe for disaster. And sometimes mediocre sex.

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