Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Warren G. and I think similarly

Here's his quote from the new Vanity Fair:
"I ain’t against gay people. I’m just against it being promoted to kids...I know people that’s gay. My wife’s got friends that are gay. I got family that’s gay. Cousins and shit. He cool as fuck. He cool as a motherfucker. He’s my homie. I just mean that on some of these TV shows, they got dudes kissing. And kids are watching that shit. We can’t have kids growing up with that...I know it happens, but let’s keep it behind the scenes. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with it if that’s what two dudes wanna do. Cool. But that’s not bring that out into the world, where the kids can see that. We don’t want all the kids doing that. ‘Cause that ain’t how we was originally put here to do. Like I said, I ain’t got no problem with the gays."

And here's my quote, shouted back at my computer monitor:
"I ain’t against gay people rappers. I’m just against it being promoted to kids...I know people that’s gay that rap. My wife’s dog’s got friends that are gay rap. I got family that’s gay rappers. Cousins and shit. He cool as fuck. He cool as a motherfucker. He’s my homie. I just mean that on some of these TV shows, they got dudes kissing rapping. And kids are watching that shit. We can’t have kids growing up with that...I know it happens, but let’s keep it behind the scenes. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with it if that’s what two dudes wanna do. Cool. But that’s not bring that out into the world, where the kids can see that. We don’t want all the kids doing that. ‘Cause that ain’t how we was originally put here to do. Like I said, I ain’t got no problem with the gays rappers."

As long as they stay the fuck out of my neighborhood.

Okay, I'll come clean. None of my cousins are, in any way, cool. I made that up. But Funky Fresh Allison J fancies herself a rapper, I am sure.

Also, a couple of points I need to add about Mr. G.

1) Remember the song "Regulators"? How he was all, "we're regulators and we regulate what people can take" or some shit? Yeah, Google that. That's as authentically "street" as the lambada and Funky Fresh Allison J.

2) The dude fucking sampled Michael McDonald. Neighbor please!

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