Piyush ("Bobby") Jindal, the Governor of Loser-anna, has issued an executive order cutting off all state funding of ACORN. Which is totally awesome.
But here's the thing. He's done NOTHING about the state funds that go directly to Satan.
And Louisiana has paid EXACTLY the same amount in state funds to ACORN as it has directly to Satan.
So why is Piyush Jindal being so soft about state funds to Satan?!
Maybe it's because Piyush Jindal is in LOVE with Satan.
Or maybe it's because Louisiana has never given a penny in state money to either ACORN or Satan.
Either response is fine, but remember Piyush Jindal in love with Satan is a possibility. And you read it here first!