Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Disney buying Marvel

Me: Seven Dwarves now a rag-tag band of mutants, cyborgs and aliens. 1 is narcoleptic.

Eric: Escape From Scarlet Witch Mountain

And a funny list of 10 here, including:
Secret Eeyorigins — Everyone’s favorite depressive donkey narrates the origin stories of Marvel’s hottest heroes! First Issue: The Silver Surfer! (”Wasn’t much of a power cosmic anyway…”)

Disney Princesses in the Savage Land — A lame excuse for undersexed Imagineers to draw Snow White in a leopard-print thong, nimbly escaping pterodactyls. Also, Baloo shows up for no reason.

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