Monday, August 31, 2009

Maybe he's just a really effeminate Southern man... who's still single

Governor Mark Sanford, R-SC (who is WELL on his way to being named hypocrite of the year) has a possibly gay Lt. Governor. And someone's about to make him very unhappy.

"He's gay," the source told me.

"How do you know?" I asked.

"Because I've had sex with him on two separate occasions."

Okay, just cause a guy has sex with other guys doesn't make him gay (cough). If I had a nickel for every married guy I fucked I'd have big pile of nickels. (And a quick "hello" to my Dad in Florida who might be reading this... sorry.) And they're all really, really (cough) straight.

Anyway, this guy (here) is going to start his outing process on Andre Bauer this week. And since it's all reruns on TV, why not follow along at home.

I'm going to take a drink when I read variations of on the word "confirm." Luckily I'm on vacation this week and don't need to stay upright very long.

1 comment:

Nelson G. said...

Strange logic you have...but I get it.