Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Guidelines for visitors

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About My Pets:
1. They live here. You don't.

2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why we call it "fur"niture.)

3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. (Nearly all people in fact.)

4. To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and whose language you don't understand. These are your problems, not mine.